welcome!

hello world! This website is the result of my dying motivation to create something, but lacking the skills of which to make anything cool or interesting. Websites are proving 2 be nice and ez.

Those guys in the background? ignore them, they're chill. they don't really do much. i tried adding a sprite of one of them staring directly at the camera but he got a bit distracting, so he's been veto'd. you can see what it would have looked like here.

what is a theorang?

i am theorang; proficient platfighter shitter and fps dabbler. i have this innnate appreciation for old 90s aesthetics thats probably easy to interpret from this mess of html. but, i swear i enjoy other things, too! i'll get back to you on those when i remember them. have you eaten a chicken curry pie? that shit is fire. leave it to the australians to put meat soup into some firm bread and make it taste baller. By the way, click here for a prize. all in all, doing pretty good. this html window is burning the fuck outta my eyes though. why don't coders ever use comic sans or something? why do they gotta be so boring like that? ignore the placeholders, i'll never remember how to do these otherwise.

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my status ˊ＿>ˋ

I FIGURED OUT WEBDECK PLAYER!! so happy that my dumbass could figure out iframes >.> the site now officially has background music! optional of course, but its from the game that inspired me to make this thing, so i'm happy about that. go play hypnospace outlaw!

i want to add more gifs!!! this is the 90s i want to insert an obnoxious amount of gifs! rahh

why i switched mains (i need a third heading or i'm gonna break something)

even though i'll probably end up playing more RoA than melee at this rate, i do still think i'm gonna play melee a lot. it's a cool game, what can i say!! before you say i betrayed gnw, i'll have you know my back-air's turtle Fricklet is in perfect health and i wake up to my mr. game & watch amiibo every morning. what a silly little guy. Alas, mr. game & watch does not feature a falco dair, or a falco shine, or a falco shield. i gotta say though, i am missing gnw's grabs. they were so good! you just press Z and the fucker would have no idea what throw you were doing. i'll still play him from time to time in friendlies or in bracket if you're a shitter, though.

i'm not enough of an asshole to autoplay music but i do have some background stuff here if you'd like.

My partner Nikki and I went on a holiday to Drunken Mummy a few weeks ago. the view from the top of the arch was cool! don't mind my framerate >w> there was a lagspike, i swear;